2016 emo

Likes tøp, fob, and most grunge alt. rock from the 90's and 2000's. Has a fringe and either black or non natural hair color. A lot of piercings. Either is gay/lesbian/" figured it out yet" or an abusive straight relationship. Watches an excessive amount of Dan and Phil/Markiplier/Cryotic/Jacksepticeye/Pewdiepie. Also religiously contributes to fandoms of the people listed above or television shows such as Supernatural and American Horror Story. Very non athletic. Probably middle to low class. Cuts themselves for reasons unknown. I guess nobody understands them and that's how they shall be until 2017 emo comes out.

Tara and Lucy were best friends in middle school. Lucy moved away to California. Tara was left without any friends for high school because she outspokenly hated them thinking she would be just fine with Lucy. All things went awry ,and at her high school the next year she became 2016 emo.

2016 emo by can'thandle2016help November 27, 2016

2016'd 

When it went fine last time, but now it's just a bunch of shit after shit, constantly fucking you.

Person 1: What happened with Jazmine?
Person 2: I got 2016'd after the first date.

2016'd by Bamboozling November 14, 2016

2016 disease

A disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.

Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation

-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia

-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct

Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.

2016 disease by 14yearoldcomplainer February 13, 2017

2016 Ford Mustang 

The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.

2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.

2016 Ford Mustang by 96mustang gt owner October 9, 2009

2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.

The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...

2016 presidential election by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020

2016 Cavs 

A friend group of girls where only one or two girls are actually attractive and the rest are ugly. This term originated from the 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers NBA Team, where Lebron James and Kyrie Irving were both talented enough to single-handedly take the team to the NBA finals, and every other player on the team ranged from mediocre to terrible.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is hot! Does she have any friends she can set me up with?
Guy 2: Don't bother, her roommate is built like a fridge. I got lucky, it's the 2016 Cavs in there.

2016 Cavs by TrapstarK January 20, 2023

2016 emo girl 

A female who has a tumblr, shops at hot topic, and probably watches supernatural or American horror Story. This girl probably listens to panic! At the disco, tøp, fall out boy, blink 182 and other non emo bands.

Omg! She is such a 2016 emo girl!

2016 emo girl by Hi wassup February 8, 2017