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Twastical
the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.
That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song
Twastical by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013
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Twassel
To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing
He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter
Twassel by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009
Twastard
The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females
"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."