Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.

OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK

by Alek Patoschka May 30, 2019

Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek

"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"

by James bondes February 23, 2019

ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.

Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.

by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024

Aleks

super cool and athletic also a sweetheart.

yk Aleks hes super cool

by Brynn is pretty November 25, 2021

Aleks

A man with a large and big bomboclat, all the time kind in the moment, mostly serbian.

Oh wow, Aleks Bidouski as a big cock

by Not-Ma December 13, 2023

aleks boss

TOP G ALPHA MALE

IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!

You are an aleks boss

by Aleks boss September 2, 2022

Alek

Alek is a homophobic bitch who likes men. He’s mad that he is a homo so he starts vaping to make him look cool but he was a dick to all of his friends so he no longer had any friends.

Alek is a bitch that no one likes

by 8incher July 16, 2022