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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
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temps

short for “temporary license”. otherwise known as a “permit”, or learners permit.
Person 1: “Hey! Did you pass your temps test??”

Person 2: “Yes! I have my temps now!”
by pagism February 17, 2022
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Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.
Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao
by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016
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Temp

"Temp is the best girl ever"
by Eternity.life November 27, 2024
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Temp

Alike cool or hot this is an adjective describing that something is good.
Check out my dance moves bro!”
Yeah man that’s temp”
by Waldog69 February 24, 2018
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014
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