zelshing

Ripping your own, erect, penis off and using it as a dildo to one’s self or another person or persons

I was zelshing, with Josh the other day.

by Retarded_Rat86 April 1, 2024

Zelphing

Skating. (Skateboarding)
Originated by skateboarders in Marlborough, MA.
Variations: Zelphboard, meaning skateboard. Zelph, meaning skate.

Guy 1: yo, you wanna go zelphing today?
Guy 2: aw yeeee don't forget your zelphboard.

by spaghetti and ham July 14, 2014

zershing

Half-assing your way through something, and still succeeding.

Student: I totally zershed through honors biology.
Friend: God, I am so bad at zershing. I fail all my classes when I do.

by thecrazyperson March 7, 2008

Zeeshing

To be completely wrecked on a copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax.

"wow, Greg, Woodsy and Garrett are totally zeeshing right now. They are faded"

by garyRX October 11, 2011

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 21, 2020

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024