winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty May 13, 2005

winnet

Dried shit stuck to your arse ring

Barrie Houghton is a Winnet

by Dangleberry May 13, 2005

winnet

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

by Monkeyman_00 May 2, 2004

winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

winnet

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

by Ginge-o January 13, 2008

winnet

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

by bob2 May 28, 2003

winnet

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick

Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"

by ya momma June 28, 2003