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Whitti

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Another word for fit basically, can be used in any circumstances.
Or can just be used as an exclamation
That guy is WHITTI!
That pizza was whitti
FUCKING WHITTI
by You love it, Dont you? October 18, 2008
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whittnee

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Whittnee is the most funniest, charismatic, beautiful human on earth. She is down to earth and super creative. She has attitude, and the most killer body ever. If you ever cross her, you will remember her for life. She the center of attention everywhere she goes. People are jealous of her and try to be just like her. If you ever get in a relationship with her, you’ll probably be jealous too. She’s one of kind and you’ll never find anyone like her!
Olivia: Ugh! Why is she so perfect?
Jordan: Who?
Olivia: Whittnee duh!
by beachluvr525 May 18, 2018
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whitize

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To change the spelling or pronounciation of your name to sound more anglican.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
Ex.

Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015
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Witticist

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A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/
by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
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Tighty Whitifrical

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An adjective meaning of or related to tighty whities.
Donald Trump looks tighty whitifrical in that picture of him playing tennis.
by Greasyknowledge July 5, 2020
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whiptidded

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EXTREMELY whipped, as in not being able to do anything without permission from your girlfriend. In general, being whiptidded means acting like you have no balls in front of your friends because you don't won't to upset your woman.
"Did you see how Andy ran to the kitchen to make some dinner when Taylor mentioned that she was a little hungry?"

"Yeah man, that dude is whiptidded!"
by royownsu November 10, 2007
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whitizushi

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A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.

Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
by GAWII July 16, 2009
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