wafy syameer

Wafy Syameer is perfect but sometimes every blame came to him. He likes to sit alone and think about his life. Has many friends but no one to talk to about his problems.

Is that wafy syameer? Damn hes handsome but why he is kinda sad

by Lavhhh November 24, 2021

Salty Walty

Someone who licks tooshy when it is extremely sweaty and hairy.

Can i get a Salty Walty please?

by ZASkhfk April 5, 2010

Snuggie-waft

To fart while covered by a Snuggie blanket for a long period of time, then releasing the funk by airing out the Snuggie.

I stood up from the couch after an hour long taco-bell binge, releasing a devastating Snuggie-waft into the room.

by CaptainSnippyOtoole February 26, 2011

snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun

That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.

by budious February 11, 2007

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024