Wafe

A person who speaks only about themselves but also is extremely fragile and cannot handle any constructive criticism. Sometimes also referred to as a pussy.

What’s up with that dude Ryan? Bro, kids a fuckin’ wafe.

by AsstPro August 13, 2022

Wafe

Wafe (adj.) - Awesome; Sick; Unbelievable

Wafed (vb.) - the act of getting plastered on alcohol or other substances for recreational pleasure

(adj.) "Oh my god that was so wafe!" "That looks so wafe!"

(vb.) "Lets get wafed!" "Such a good night, I was so wafed."

by The Wasp and John Blythe September 4, 2013

Wafe

To place ones testicle or testicles inside the anus or vagina of his sexual partner. Similar terms include "bathing the dog" "the vagina fly trap". Variations include the "lego lock"; where one places one testicle in the rectum while simualtainiously placing the other free testicle in the vagina. Or the "bubble bath" where the both testicles are placed into the vagina or ass and queefed or farted on.

My wafe skills have suffered ever since the cancer has spread to my groin.

by slickyslackoff March 25, 2007

wafe

cool; hip; tight

Those sunglasses are wafe.

by jimmerbeam November 2, 2009

Wafe

This name derives from a popular snack called the wafer. It is used when referring to a tall lank who is easily knocked over.

Boy 1 "Look how tall and thin Stacy is"
Boy 2 "Ya she's a big ugly wafe"

by samchlo September 28, 2008

wafe

A real or imagined overpowering vaginal essence or odor that is distracting to the owner of the vagina

Her body dysmorphic disorder caused her to believe that her vagina was wafing.

by jaquan May 19, 2003

Wafe

Wafe:

1: (noun) a very much disliked person; douche
ex: "Hey wafe, come here."
ex #2: "Don't be a wafe."

2: (verb) the action of being a douche or crushing others' dreams
ex: "Don't wafe on me man!"

3: (adjective) distributing all of the attributes of a douche-bag and/or trash-ball.
ex: "That's a the most wafe (or wafish) thing I've ever heard."

Anna! You're such a WAFE!

by dontsloatme February 7, 2009