by guccigirl August 04, 2005
mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003
When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.
by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014
The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.
Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?
Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.
Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.
by brett71011 November 12, 2018
Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.
by Yung Corduroy September 19, 2010
The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.
by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 07, 2011
an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.
by jamesph April 06, 2010