twuddle

cuddling with your twin-- usually something neither person particularly enjoys cuddling except with each other.

(in this case twin connotes someone very similar to you, but not biologically related to you, for biological twin cuddling see incest)

sometimes i just want to twuddle

by tokzilla December 9, 2008

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013