turdsty

Another way of saying 'thirsty'.

I'm so turdsty, I could drink my own urine.

by cuckingfookies December 15, 2007

turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010

turnstyle

Someone who changes their fashion sense drastically, usually over a summer.

"Mark was a full on goth in gr.9 but once that H&M openned he became a total Metro. What a turnstyle."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

turdstabber

any dude who has anal sex

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber

by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007

turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turdstand

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

by poomaster banks May 24, 2007