a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of
britain.
Harnessing a
thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and
will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.
The cola has
gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.
You find
something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.
Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it
will keep on eating.