toasted

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

by cliff December 6, 2002

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

toasted

fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.

Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.

by rofljen July 30, 2008

toasted

Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.

Sweet Jesus am I toasted!

by B. March 2, 2003

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011

toasted

Being high from vaporizing marijuana. The name stems from cooked or "toasted" marijuana removed from a vaporizer after use.

I was getting toasted at my friend's house last night.

by adnantidote November 4, 2015