Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.

"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."

Doing the white man's laundry by Stachay December 12, 2007

The White Man's Burden 

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.

It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.

The White Man's Burden by Kompress0r June 13, 2021

The White Man's Dance 

Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.

"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."

The White Man's Dance by C.Bernard July 29, 2008

Living the white man's dream

A care free, content lifestyle. Needing nothing.

How's it going? Not bad! Living the white man's dream.

Living the white man's dream by #1Murse July 22, 2017

that's the white thing to do 

Used to describe a good decision over a bad one. Inherently racist saying that people not white make bad decisions.

A: I found this wallet and ID what should I do?
B: Mail it to him, that's the white thing to do.
A: You are correct, I will do that.

that's the white thing to do by Not politically correct May 13, 2014

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by george takei October 19, 2009