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techiot

Someone who is just an idiot when it comes to technology
That guy is such a techiot he couldn't even write basic script
by techiot_1 October 1, 2019
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Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
by Phuqit October 9, 2006
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TechiTeens

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!
by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009
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Technotariat

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.
In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.
by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015
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technotwt

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content
A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.
by technotwt December 29, 2020
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TECHNOTRONICS

IT IS A SIMPLE WORD THAT COMBINES ALL ELECTRICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT PRODUCE SOUND IN THE FORM OF MUSIC
TECHNOTRONICS ARE ANY RADIO, MP3 PLAYER, & IPOD
by MOMMY3 July 17, 2009
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Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.
"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."
by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009
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