teaple

Tea People. People who are fond of tea and tea experiences.

What's up teaples?

by Knapst3rKnapster February 15, 2017

Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

teapees

Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.

The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.

by sumnerln August 29, 2010

Teadle

A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.

Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?

by teadletime December 14, 2014

Water Temple

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.

I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!

by Sh3ik May 2, 2006

iron temple

referring to the place where one lifts weights ; potential gains can be found here ; the gym

Andy: Do ya want to hit up the iron temple later?
Jim: Sure, I always wanna pound out some reps.

by godmanrofl July 24, 2015

Shirley Temple

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.

That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!

by Deter Dan April 11, 2017