tastes like chicken

A common phrase relatin to every strange meat dish ever tasting somewhat like the popular poultry.

Velociraptor/peacock/wolf/tiger/children/DVD player/gecko tastes like chicken too!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.

Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010