swife

a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.

Warren Sewell, whose penis is very tiny, took his pubic hair and got it swifed

by lennny January 15, 2006

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

swife

Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."

1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.

Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.

Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!

by Feenix Crew December 26, 2006

swife

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes making them swife's

by matthew___ May 1, 2007

Swife

Noun. A wife who is prepared for anything. Similar to a Swiss Army knife.

"I wish I had some floss."
Wife hands husband some travel size floss!
Wife is obviously a swife.

by Dejemi June 2, 2013

Swife

A sexy wife.

You're wife is beautiful, she's a "swife".

by Enforcer5150 September 26, 2021

Swife

A wife who is sweet

"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."

"You've got yourself a swife."

by JoeRa January 2, 2009