Stroffing

To take very long when smoking.

Dude stop stroffing you’re taking forever to smoke that bowl.

by hornigan May 2, 2022

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018

wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Stroking the Wookie

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

Dry Stroking

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009