stoniness

noun- the traits of a stoner

Tom's rosa rug expressed his blatant stoniness.

by Couch smoker July 6, 2015

stankness

Grumpy, bitchy attitude or disposition. Most commonly exhibited by females who work long hours in close proximity. Often alienates and confuses unsuspecting male coworkers and bystanders.

Damn, whats up with the stankness today? I didn't do anything wrong!!

by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Smokiness

To be sexy or hot. Gorgeous.

Man, nobody can resist Sarah's smokiness.

by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011

Stoness

A female stoner who can take mad hits as well as and/or sometimes even better than a stonER. Also be able to get higher, faster! ;) It makes sense, actOR, actrESS!

Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*

by carlysims June 2, 2014

be the stopness

stop what you are doing, but in a cool, slacker way, like not cuing up another Chemical Romance mp3 when your moms says it's too f***ing loud.

monkey: *screeching* "I'm not O-K"
bear: be the stopness
monkey: *voice trails off like she meant to stop anyway*

by MessengerPuppet July 5, 2006

Sonnessa

Terrible fighter manager/estate agent/rent boy/criminal/rapist/idiot with a penchant for getting completely abused by everyone including his father, Mr Sonnessa.

"Oi fuck off you fucking Sonnessa!!"

by Julie-Anne Sonnessa November 14, 2003

strongness

to be strong, to use one's strenghth to your advantage

KC vs. Diva J when he is trying to take advantage of her or want something that she is pretending to refuse to give

by DivaJ November 8, 2004