Stonies

People that get high/like weed

Wasssup my stonies! What we smokin today

by Malayaaaa July 22, 2019

onebirdtwo-stonies

"But can you pick up the stone and throw it at the birds?"

Brian claimed he was a onebirdtwo-stonies kinda guy, belatedly ostracised by his grandparent following a misunderstanding over what a Thursday Night Murder club actually did. He believed as once he did a video competition whilst reading out parts of his essay competition, since.

by Blasphemous Essayist May 16, 2025

Stonius

The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.

I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.

by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013

John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

ghost stories

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

by RockTundra December 9, 2020

The Rolling Stones

A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.

Person 1: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat

by 420,dleimrjkm5mjm dallas texas August 19, 2019