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staig

A ship in south park of Stan X Craig
Hey did you see that new staig drawing?
by Shipping god 193822322 February 25, 2017
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Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
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Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019
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Stag Film

An X-rated film taken by a man of his wife or girlfriend having sex with another man with his permission
Your wife is hot, do you have any stag films?
by SecretPlayWife June 15, 2018
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staggle

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way
It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.
by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005
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Stag Vixen

A couple in which the man shares his woman with other men for erotic NSA encounters, yet the husband is straight hetero alpha and not seeking bi play nor humiliation and the woman does not demean or sissify her man. As contrasted to cuckold/cuckoldress. Stag vixen is the other variant of the hotwifing lifestyle.
We're stag vixen so I'll watch you two guys spitroast my wife but I'm not going to fluff or clean you.
by SecretPlayWife July 1, 2021
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Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?
by foxylady4u October 10, 2010
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