Sputnum is the name given to the uniquely over-powering stench given off by a male 'chav' or sewer rat. The actual genetic makeup is unknown but it is said to be comprised of a number of different substances, most promonent of which is human shit and urine, which both chavs and sewer dwelling rodents seem to thrive on. Other substances that give sputnum its unique smell are cider, marijuana/cigarette smoke, cheap aftershave, sweat, brake fluid, spray-paint and cooking fat.
"when that large group of chav vermin walked past us earlier it smelled like a friggin sputnum bomb had gone off."
"yeah dude, i could've sworn we were in a sewer."
"yeah dude, i could've sworn we were in a sewer."
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the penis is removed from vigourous vagina penetration and inserted into the oral cavity and ejaculation ensues, followed by a swift blow to the throat, causing the recipiant to spit up the oral contents.
mary: if you behave yourself at the christmas party i will let you perform a spitnum!
henry: this is shaping up to be the best christmas ever!
henry: this is shaping up to be the best christmas ever!
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Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.
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