sputnum 

Sputnum is the name given to the uniquely over-powering stench given off by a male 'chav' or sewer rat. The actual genetic makeup is unknown but it is said to be comprised of a number of different substances, most promonent of which is human shit and urine, which both chavs and sewer dwelling rodents seem to thrive on. Other substances that give sputnum its unique smell are cider, marijuana/cigarette smoke, cheap aftershave, sweat, brake fluid, spray-paint and cooking fat.

"when that large group of chav vermin walked past us earlier it smelled like a friggin sputnum bomb had gone off."
"yeah dude, i could've sworn we were in a sewer."

sputnum by Phobophile May 16, 2005

anal sputum 

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

anal sputum by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

spitnum 

the penis is removed from vigourous vagina penetration and inserted into the oral cavity and ejaculation ensues, followed by a swift blow to the throat, causing the recipiant to spit up the oral contents.

mary: if you behave yourself at the christmas party i will let you perform a spitnum!
henry: this is shaping up to be the best christmas ever!

spitnum by Sam Fenderson October 30, 2008

sputum 

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

sputum by Kyle January 7, 2005

wang sputum 

ejaculate

Mother, this soup tastes worse than Daddy's wang sputum

wang sputum by Thrice Goatly December 8, 2009

Sputumize 

To spray sputum and snot when clearing your respiratory system and infect others. With coronavirus for example.

Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.

Sputumize by oldcodgerette March 16, 2020

Rectal Sputum 

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

Rectal Sputum by Joe repooc June 10, 2017