spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Spuff

Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.

Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.

by John Stevenson May 21, 2004

spuff

Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)

I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.

by MicoPopenay December 15, 2008

Spuff

A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.

As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.

by Herbert Schweffe June 18, 2023

Spuff

The sound a Koala bear makes when it is pushed out of a tree

the koala spuffed when scum bag steve pushed it from a tree

by minecrafte god August 4, 2012

Spuff

To spend money with care free abandon without thought or consideration of debt or consequences.

‘Jenny and James decided to spuff their money travelling the world together’.

‘Roger liked spuffing his money on double ended life like dildos’.

by Jenoir21 November 9, 2017

spuff

Onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talcum-powdered plump baby's bottom

'Spuff!' went the baby.

by Shneaky September 18, 2005