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A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021
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An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009
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Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.
by Chili_Dawg_3000 July 30, 2022
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1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
by Light Joker August 22, 2007
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A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.
I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump
by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007
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