spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005

Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …

…

So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …

Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

Spanner

Given to an attractive girl.

That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten.

by Diehard66 July 26, 2018

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

by - August 4, 2002

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003