spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

spanky

When you just want to slap a girls ass because it appears so perfect.

That girl has a spanky ass.

by Noah Webster January 27, 2005

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Spanky

Principal skinners name in season 1

A term used to enlighten situations

Joe: “damn I can’t believe my girl cheated on me!”

His friend: “well that’s a spanky”

by Panther cartel June 28, 2021

Spanky

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010

spanky

A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...

It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )

by Mamma Kat November 21, 2010