A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.
Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!
Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
by JRob August 22, 2005
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A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
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Get the blue spanker mug.A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009
Get the Cabbage Patch Stalker mug.When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.
"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."
by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012
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