sobbeh

stupid fat jew geek cunt

rofl, that guy's a real sobbeh

by :D? November 30, 2003

sobbeh

a big jewish softcock

rofl, you did a sobbeh.

by #TEAPriv December 14, 2003

sobbeh

the sexiest guy on earth

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Tennessee Sobber

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004