An urban legend well-known througout the northeast of a young boy named Chris Roberts whose genitals have evolved into a fungal mess, the shape of a shower head. Can be used as a public storage device for absolutely any object or entity on the planet.
Sein - Hey, have you seen my textbook?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?
by Galon Avery December 14, 2008
Get the Sob's Dome mug.When a contestant on a competition show (e.g. X factor) tells the audience a sad story of their past in order to gain attention and sympathy votes.
by eboniz March 6, 2018
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A saying used when feeling unhappy or sad via text or email.
(This is by no means sara's saying)
***It is also known as james'saying***
(This is by no means sara's saying)
***It is also known as james'saying***
by James.S. July 16, 2008
Get the sob sob mug.The usually made-up tragic story that any drug addict/thief/hooker/bad person will tell you so you feel bad for them and will make you feel like it's not their fault that they are the way they are, or made the decisions that they made.
jenny: ugh suzy, look at you! you're fucked up on coke and it's 8 in the morning, and we're in spanish class!
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
suzy: Jenny, you don't even know what I've been through, I told you what happened...I found my mother dead when I was 8, then I was taken into foster care and beaten and I took to the streets where I became an anonymous circus dancer. You don't know how it feels to have no sense of identity!!!
jenny: oh, suzy, what a sob story...
by Angelacia June 15, 2007
Get the sob story mug.The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.
Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?
Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!
Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!
by K Supreme December 31, 2018
Get the Sob story mug.A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.
I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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Spending a period of time/session on crying
When I person is sad they might have a sob session
Spending a period of time/session on crying
When I person is sad they might have a sob session
by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018
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