slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

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old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013

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sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

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Slooty Nickel

1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.

Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday

by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010

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long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

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Slooty Nickel

A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.

JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?

by CaliforniaDreaming15 June 10, 2010

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