slicker

someone who slicks back their hair with an obscene amount of gel so that it crunches to the touch
a slicker's last name will often end a vowel.

dude, that slicker needs to go easy on the VO5,

by NotUrban October 12, 2007

Slicker

Shortened form of "City Slicker." Anyone from a non-rural area, that enters a rural area. Usually not very knowledgeable, concerning rural customs. And not very outdoorsy. Also see "City boy" "Townie" or "Greenhorn"

Some damn slicker came into the bar lastnight, with his yuppie girlfriend. He looked about as pretty as she did.

by Dirty white trash February 18, 2017

Slicker

Slang term for lesbians.

Short for slit licker.

Those two hot chicks are slickers!

by Buck master August 20, 2013

Slicker

A transgender prostitute from Romania who works exclusively between the hours of 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Monday through Friday.

Damn it! It's 5:02! I was hoping to get a knobby from that slicker on the corner today. Maybe tomorrow...

by Jason Mimosa August 24, 2017

Slicker

A smart and deceptive man who tricks women into having sex with him by pretending to be someone else but while he bangs the chick he secretly records her so that she can't retaliate if she finds out the truth about him.

Anna: Hey Mia! How are you?
Mia: Not good ! Drew broke up with me!
Anna: Really ? that banker you were going out with?
Mia: No he works as a bloody salesman. He lied to me and used me for sex. He's a fucking slicker
Anna Oh my god. Did you file a complaint?

Mia: No he's got my nudes and told me to stay away from him and he's threatening me that if I tell anyone he'll circulate the pics
Anna : oh shit that fucking slicker

by The Slicker December 30, 2018

slicker

shit + licker = slicker

your a right slicker
your a right shit licker

by Xean5 April 26, 2010

slicker

A 'slicker' would be the person licking and tonguing your asshole while you are fucking someone else. Usually your girlfriends dog or perhaps a neighbor or cab driver.

The cabbie asked if we would like a reduced fair in exchange for being the slicker.

by Ironmerchants October 9, 2008