skARTe

all the footy and doodles/art/paintings of the homies who skate = skateboard art

skARTe is alive

by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018

skarty

Skarty. To skate and party. Coined by Crappy D

I'm gonna Skarty like crazy go longwoods bowl jam.

by Bildough May 24, 2016

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

skante

Foo slang for Crystal meth, only the sickest will be messing with that broken window

Ay bro that skante got me twackin, you got anymore of that shit?

by 420darthvapor69 December 25, 2018

eight and skate

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

by DogHollywood January 13, 2008

Skante Warrior

Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante. They can tell if someone is carrying skante on them and will attack them on sight. In the more evolved forms, they can harvest skante from other skante warrior's blood. They most basic skante warriors attack in packs, with the most evolved on being the leader

Man 1: What happened to Fred after the party? Man 2: Oh, he became a skante warrior. He looks like a alligator with all those scabs. Man 1: Hey, I kept some meth from the party. Wanna try it? Man 2: Bro, you crazy?!?!? Fred and his pack can smell that shit! Man 1: Oh shit, here he comes. Run bro!!! *gunshots and stabbing sounds*

by Notoriousbob February 17, 2013

Skate

This is Westcountry slang dating back to before the First World War. Skates are very slippery fish and the name was applied to people who had slippery natures in that they were untrustworthy, would try to avoid giving information or were just not very likeable. The use of the name expanded to include people who were wheeler dealers or people who do a lot of ducking and diving but no actual work. The name is disparaging but at the same time may hold just a hint of reluctant admiration. It is, however, a warning as a skate has no conscience and is totally unscrupulous and untrustworthy. The term is believed to have been used extensively by the British armed forces and was used to describe someone who was a slippery customer, fishy and who avoided their share of the work.

"Watch yourself with him, he's a bit of a skate."

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015