shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

shortstop

1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

shortstop

a weapon from team fortress 2 for the scout class it is a side grade to the stock scattergun

scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA

by sniper nate October 21, 2020

shortstop

This term is used to describe any single woman who is deemed capable of forming a sexual bond (long or short term).

Young man arriving at bar: "Yo, are there any good shortstops available?"

Young man already at bar: "Nah, just a couple of Alex Cora's and a Bobby Crosby."

by Theo Epstein April 20, 2004

shortstop

having anal

yo, did you get to home base with girls name last night?

naw, i got to shortstop.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 5, 2021

shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

by Phylliss February 25, 2008

shortstop

1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 26, 2009