shoit 

When you are in a position where you do not have the proper tools or equiptment to accomplish a task or job.

After taking a dump I realized I was in a shoit because I was out of toilet paper.

shoit by muffinking July 10, 2007

shoit 

ghetto term for shit; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know

Wow look at erin...she thinks shes the shoit.

shoit by heyyerin June 9, 2011

shoit 

Get out of work by excuses, shirk

He shoited out of work today.

shoit by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 9, 2019

Shoit 

A failed attempt at throwing/kicking something a great distance. A word typically used by athletes.

Shoit! I missed the net!

Shoit by dakjsdhkjhsfjk August 6, 2018

shoit 

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

shoit by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

Shoit 

Shitting and shooting someone both at the same time or shooting yourself and shitting yourself simultationsly

"I'm going to shoit myself" Said John,

"No don't do it" said his mother

Shoit by Dr. Nefario October 16, 2020

Shoit 

A cop out for a certain potty word meaning turd.

"You ran out of laxatives? Shoit!"
"Dog shoited on me :("

Shoit by pseudouwo July 28, 2021