shnut

:to simultaneously relieve fecal matter and ejaculate.

When Chris got his salad tossed by Candi and his knob sucked by Mandy he became so excited, he shnuted.

by McHamster May 13, 2005

Shnuts

The area between the shaft of the penis, and the nuts.

"I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my shnuts."

by SnD_Sativa April 26, 2010

Shnut

The act of nutting in a persons butt, then watching it leak out as a light brown color

Jim- "Have you tried anal before?"
Gary- "Oh yeah man, watching those shnuts are the best

by Garreeto May 15, 2022

Shnut

When you quietly bust a nut

When Alex's parents are home he has to shnut

by RAPM0N December 12, 2017

Shnut

When you sneeze and bust a nut at the exactly same time.

I walked in on my brother right after he shnutted.

by Aidan Brown January 19, 2021

Shnut

To become extremely high off marijuana

take a rip off the bong and I swear you'll Be shnut

by pandalejandroid January 29, 2015

Shnut

When you laugh so hard that you shit and nut at the same time...

-HAHA no way dude that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!
-yeah man i almost shnut my pants.

by Stephen "papa" Youngerman April 3, 2004