shitmess

An especially disorganized mess.

"Clean up this shitmess now, buster, or you can forget about going out tonight!"

by Loadmaster January 14, 2004

shitmiss

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

shitless

1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies

2. adj. used as an expression "scared shitless," referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one's pants.

Antonym: 'Full of shit"

I took so many laxatives last night that I'm currently shitless

During that entire movie I was scared shitless!

by Rachel Woodhouse December 3, 2006

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016