sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010

Shepardsucker

A person who sucks off Shepard0090, either because they got manipulated into doing so or are intellectually deranged compared to a normal human being.

Vasil: Hey, the Caretaker is a Shepardsucker, kinda like Zackegg or Michael!!
Fedir: shepardsucker!!!

by Data1223 December 6, 2021

Shellards

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

by Prizza July 24, 2009