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schmedium 

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
schmedium by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmedium 

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
Schmedium by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

schmedium 

a size inbetween small and medium.
look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.
schmedium by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Schmedium 

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
Schmedium by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

Schmedium 

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
Schmedium by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

schmedium 

The size between small and medium.
"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"
schmedium by Justeezy January 7, 2008