qtip

Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.

Old person who cannot drive for shit.

Damn dude, you almost got ran over by the qtip in the Cadillac.

by Ken Gman March 05, 2008

qtip

Loves to recieve anal, mostly from messiah , also likes to take an assplunger to his own ass to find special goodies that might be up there.

My ass feels a little raunchy, maybe I should call qtip.

by Muslim Lover December 02, 2003

QTipping

1)the act of swabbing out your ear with a QTip
2)Quail tipping; the act of pushing over a quail

-Cameron was QTipping his ears earlier.

-You guys want to get trashed and go QTipping this weekend?!

by Hanners D March 07, 2008

Dirty Qtip

When a guy has anal sex with a woman and pulls his penis out and sticks it in his partners ear.

My ears need cleaned so bad....I think I am in need of a Dirty Qtip.

by Cadillac Steve November 15, 2009

Polish qtip

A sexual act where a man performs anal sex with a woman, right before climax the man pulls out and ejaculates in her ear.

I was banging this Broad, right before I nutted I pulled out and nutted in her ear. I gave her a polish Qtip.

by Fatbastid November 27, 2006

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

by Grabestone October 02, 2012

Qtip Treasure Hunt

When you stick a qtip halfway in your butt and squat around the room to see what the other end picks up

I had a qtip treasure hunt last night and found some old food.

by Danny-the-boi June 26, 2020