by Pretard King December 30, 2003
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
by J. Walt February 12, 2007
The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.
by josh glaser January 08, 2009
A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.
by awsomedmd September 28, 2006
In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'
To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
see link for more details on best way to bid on ebay.
.kenrockwell.com/tech/ebay/auction-flow <dot>htm
To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
see link for more details on best way to bid on ebay.
.kenrockwell.com/tech/ebay/auction-flow <dot>htm
The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.
by spock here captain March 10, 2011
1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.
by Dr. John Smarts July 12, 2005
by HedyBlog January 25, 2008