I'm pooming for chocolate milk.
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Get the pooming mug.Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call
OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!
OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!
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Get the Pooming mug.The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.
Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*
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That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013
Get the Ninja Pooping mug.The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.
"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"
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