pooming

A synonym for feening; when you really want something

I'm pooming for chocolate milk.

by usersixtynine420 April 20, 2023

pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape

the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape

by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009

Pooming

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

by Translayta December 8, 2020

Pooming

Poop and coom simultaneously.

Either by the same person or both participant of the activity.

"I shit, you nut ! There is a new Drake Pooming video leak"

by TodjRekt March 13, 2024

pooming

The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.

Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*

by HistrionicX March 13, 2025

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013