pope

A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart

I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.

by King Kong December 21, 2003

Pope

An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft

Matthew: Man that pope guy is cool
Josh: I know I saw him spit on a a dude with his holy venom

by Catholic atheist October 16, 2018

pope

An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.

The pope is the "godfather" of the catholic church

by mrs yuck March 31, 2005

pope

Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.

Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.

Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.

Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness

by Giant Sea Squirrel September 17, 2010

Pope

An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.

Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.

by Bolbolator September 28, 2008

pope

Holy person who does NOT shit in the woods

Q: Does the pope shit in the woods?
A: No, bears do.

by Karla Rovess June 15, 2008

pope

Pope(Latin, Father); The title of the Bishop of Rome, the western roman catholic church. The first Bishop of Rome is believed to be St. Peter, since in Matthew 16 Christ gave the Keys of Heaven unto St. Peter, meaning authority in Isaiah 22 of the Old Testament. Authority over God's household. Through Apostolic Succession, the title of Bishop of Rome has been kept in tact, the current Bishop of Rome is, John Paul II successor of the Seat of Peter. For any of you ignorant of anything or history, the Popes who did the inquisition and crusades never touched doctrine, therefore the Church has been saved from their awful duty as an individual. The Pope also serves much use, and to the ignorant Christians; there are 21 Rites of the Roman Catholic Church, therefore attacking the Church as a whole, you're attacking yourself, considering protestants came off the Latin Rite or known as, the Roman Rite in the western side of Christianity.

Pope; Visible head of the Catholic Church.

by Brent August 1, 2004