Plumer

Derogatory or classification term for players in the Medieval slasher game Mordhau who wear helmets that are extremely expensive in-game due to having bunched feathers called a plume, also meaning that most high-ranked players are going to have a helmet with a plume. Since plumes in Mordhau are somewhat known for being associated with try-hards, the plumes are often viewed negatively, especially since killing friendly players is viewed as taboo. Plumers are often seen wielding meta weapons such as the longsword, greatsword, zweihänder, maul, eveningstar, fast one-handed weapons, spear, poleaxe and bardiche which they can use to great effect due to their knowledge of weapon animations

*Plumer crushes bard's skull"
poor fucking infantry:"facking plumer killing friendlies wtf man"

by ErwinHistory August 31, 2021

plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains

"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"

by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006

Plumer

When a male ejaculates in a female’s anus and, in an effort to creampie, the female projects diarrhea onto the male’s body (usually his face).

Fuck man, if I would’ve know I was getting a plumer from her, I would’ve at least brought a towel along!

by Alcohol12345 November 8, 2018

cum plumber

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.

by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016

job de plume

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."

The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

Nom de Plume

Pen name or nom de plume is a name an author chooses to write pieces under. An alter ego of sorts, alias.

Richard Bachman = Stephen King (nom de plume)

by Mr.Presidente April 17, 2009