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The amount of weed (load) that can fit into a pipe bowl.
I smoked a pload with the boss before work.
by Choppers north November 20, 2023
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I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.
Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!
by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013
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Plead The Fifth

verb, to plead the fifth

In a United States court case, to cite one's own Constitutional right in the Fifth Amendment to "remain silent" as a defendant, or to not be forced to testify against one's self. This is why a lawyer cannot simply force a defendant into a confession while under oath.

you will look very suspicious when saying it tho
by cheesisnice August 2, 2019
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Plead a Mindy

To start a story and to promise to finsih it at some later ill defined point in time.
There was this huge commotion going on downtown, but I don't have time for that right now so I'll just plead a Mindy for l8r.
by Symply Fargone September 18, 2012
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ploaf

Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.
by ploafmaster July 4, 2012
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plodrock

The term "plodrock" was originally coined by musician W. Evan Walker in 2010. It refers to amateur music, generally pop/rock, that is dull and unmoving, songs that attempt to move the listener, but, in fact just 'plod' along, not really moving anyone and is usually really dull and boring.
Plodrock usually never hits the airwaves, it usually floats around on demo tapes and friends of bands who are trying to be discovered but never are.
by Jerry T. Johnson January 31, 2016
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Poady

- To pikey someones weed or cigarettes

- A Foul smelling odour

- Someone who never has any money
Can I Poady a cigarette mate?

Dude, you need a shower before you do a Poady on us.
by Marigold55 September 6, 2011
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