phonovert

a person who only really talks while on a phone

Me: Hi whats up?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Wanna talk?
Her: No.
on the phone
Me: Hi? Whats up?
Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.
later on
Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.

by thgirwtrac January 25, 2009

phonosentation

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

by Sharabas November 23, 2017

phoncert

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.

I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.

by craigy-j March 31, 2009

poovert

Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.

Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!

by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

phonversation

A conversation with another person using a telephone.

Following on from our phonversation today...

by Almanac February 16, 2009

Photoventure

An adventure or vacation specifically planned to go take photographs.

Let's plan a photoventure this weekend!

by ApertureJoe April 29, 2011

poovertime

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

by supranomicon October 1, 2012