pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.
"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"
by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010
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when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j
by Shangri-la_Soldier July 07, 2011
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A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl
"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"
by pahbzz January 07, 2008
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Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.
I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.
by blackabe September 04, 2011
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To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube
Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"
by fire dog dog April 24, 2014
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"at least guys don't have to deal with pb&j every damn month."
by chloette April 03, 2006
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When you take a shit in your girlfriend's vagina during her period.
I love it when a guy gives me a good old fashioned PB&J.
by Xander Mander October 29, 2007
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