Parred

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

by topbantz August 19, 2015

Parred

Basically means ignored

You just got parred!

by Invisible Frank December 26, 2011

Parred

To be parred.
To lose a bet from a seemingly impossible position or lose a bet in a bizarre manner.

Your horse is 10 lengths clear at the 100m and get's nailed on the line? You've been parred.
Your trotter holds on to win but then gets beaten on protest? You've been parred.
Your greyhound is charging down the outside but gets hit in the head by a duck? You've been parred.

by The Early Crow August 20, 2018

Parred

A special type of roast for being an SJW. People who are Parred get triggered and upload a rant on twitter or Tumblr.

SJW: I got freaking parred we must destroy all men

SJW: right back at ya lets rant on some men.

by Yay-erz September 21, 2017

parred off

When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy

You just got parred off

by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015

Bob Parred

When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.

Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!

Person 2: What did you do?

Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.

Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!

by tainted_razor February 2, 2022

Parreca

Parreca means a very big vagina in Portuguese. When you have a parreca you can put three or four penis inside withou even knowing it

Look at that Parreca! You could put the entire band of Cabreiros inside!

by Luli97real October 7, 2019